Good news! There is finally a reason to live in this economy: the McRib has turned out to be the Jay-Z (or Cher) of sandwiches. McDonald's may have teased us with the McRib Farewell Tours of 2005-06, but last weekend they announced that as of November 2 (that's only two weeks from today, roughly 335 hours), the mythical pork product sandwich will come out of retirement and return to the Golden Arches for a six-week run at 14,000 slop-food outlets