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Precinct
Meghan Chiampa

What have been your best and worst experiences here?
Let me think . . . I booked a Mardi Gras show, and I think that was both. The show was awesome, one of the first I sold out.

Only in a meta-riffic modern world could Mashable write that these non-existent social network shelltoes (pics above and below) "aren’t available for purchase," and, thanks to Facebook and Twitter (and Gawker, to a degree), still inspire countless heads to (potentially) comment them into existence.

Here's a newsflash: privacy is kind of under attack. Fine, we all sort of had that one figured out. But this week in the Phoenix we're bringing you three stories that attempt to bring that big idea into tighter focus. In "Google: The Ultimate Cockblocker," Boston-bred Hustler contributor Scott Fayner laments his inability to date nice suburban girls without them quickly finding out that he used to be married to a porn star.

Real Housewives say that filming their show is tantamount to "slave labor." If slave labor involved spending husbands' money on Juicy Couture track suits and throwing antipasto at each other's nose jobs. NAACP slightly miffed. Other housewives' reflections: bankruptcy, "normal." (celebuzz)

It was only a matter of time before someone made a movie about Facebook. Although, frankly, I think a movie about the pervy, dark underbelly of the early days of MySpace (pre MySpace music, which is a great tool) would be far more interesting. MySpace is creepy, dude, and yet somehow seductively so. Point in case: I was once propositioned for a threesome with an Ohio man and his "triple D, super hot girlfriend" as a birthday present to said lady.

When we woke up this morning, SCOTT BROWN was a trending topic on Twitter. MASSACHUSETTS was a trending topic on Twitter. But MARTHA COAKLEY was not. (That's since changed -- "Coakley" is on the charts, and there's an asterisk involved, since Twitter is counting anything with "Brown" in it as a Scott Brown tweet. Which means if you posted "Charlie Brown would've been a better candidate than these morons," it would've counted as a Tweet for Scott.

Our intrepid political reporter DAVID BERNSTEIN is micro-blogging the Brown-Coakley campaign as we head into the final 72 hours. Follow Bernstein on Twitter to get the latest. Among his updates recently:

• Watch out, FB-loving Brown supporters: Facebook's Chief Privacy Officer recently contributed $2400 to Coakley

Facebook and Google are expanding their services into music sharing, sampling, and downloading, the New York Times reported yesterday.

Google will be announcing their new music offering next Wednesday, but the word on the street is that once a user searches for information on a band, album or song(s), an option to play a 30-second sample, or in some cases the whole song, will appear.