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By MATT JONES  |  April 30, 2008
 
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| Across 1 T, in Morse code
 5 Big differences
 9 "Speed Racer" star Hirsch
 14 Number learned on "Sesame Street"
 15 Sans opposite
 16 Try out the auction again
 17 Purple stuff in a can
 19 Campbell banned from British Airways in April 2008
 20 Feline section of the animal hospital?
 22 Stefani with the clothing line L.A.M.B.
 23 Body part that may be "on the line"
 24 Decade divs.
 25 "How did ___ that happen?"
 27 ___ tai
 28 Fizzle
 32 Mozart's "___ Concerto in C major"
 35 Vientiane's country
 37 Final decision
 38 Crap
 39 Allow to attack
 41 Word after church or opera
 42 "Your lights ___"
 44 Went up
 45 Dollar rival
 46 "I object"
 48 Partner of "neither"
 50 Waffle brand
 51 Train stop: abbr.
 52 Peabody Award winner Rather
 55 "Aw, crud"
 57 Do nothing more than be dependent?
 61 "She sees the bartender in ___ of blood" (Bob Dylan lyric)
 63 Like most churches
 64 Bruce convicted in a 1964 obscenity trial
 65 They may bind
 66 ___-chic (women's fashion style)
 67 It runs around a building
 68 Comes to a halt
 69 Extremely fussy
 | Down 1 Movie where Alanis Morissette plays God
 2 Farm measurements
 3 George Bernard and others
 4 Kachina doll maker
 5 Cooker with a propane tank
 6 Declares openly
 7 Prefix before cab or cure
 8 Read a UPC
 9 Directional ending
 10 Insufficient older person?
 11 Awe-filled comment
 12 Cuba libre garnish
 13 Lute player Karamazov who collaborated on Sting's "Songs From the Labyrinth"
 18 "Orinoco Flow" singer
 21 "Beat it, punk!"
 26 "___ Miserables"
 27 Large ape found in Vietnam?
 28 "The Gift of Asher Lev" novelist Chaim
 29 Those things: Sp.
 30 Part of GUI
 31 Matador's foe
 32 California town home to the Six Million Dollar Man
 33 Reynolds of "Boogie Nights"
 34 "Hang on..."
 36 Prefix before dynamic
 40 Lacking a canopy
 43 Egg ___
 47 "Arcadia" playwright Stoppard
 49 Blackish form of quartz
 51 Class full of jokes
 52 Screwtape, in "The Screwtape Letters"
 53 Head of the pack
 54 Sleep aid once advertised to "help you get your Z's"
 55 Oates's partner
 56 Fencing sword
 58 Suffix after kitchen
 59 "Chocolate ___" (2007 YouTube viral video)
 60 Country star McEntire
 62 Soapmaking caustic
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