Josh Gondelman |
| Josh Gondelman | Comedy Studio, Cambridge | March 30 | 617.661.6507 |
RachaelRay: adorable peanut, spawn of the devil, or human pod concealing an unidentifiable intergalactic species?
She’s an adorable human pod concealing an unidentifiable intergalactic devil-spawn species of peanut.
Do you honestly, truly believe that the Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with?
In this crazy, mixed-up world, sometimes that’s the only thing I believe. Now that this opinion is in a newspaper, people will finally believe that I like rap music.
You’re known in Boston as the nicest comic in town. When are you going to cut the shit?
Here’s the thing: the niceness is just a front until I get my abs to the point where I can be the comic with Boston’s best abs. Then I won’t need to be nice, because I will dash my enemies to pieces on my abs, like rowboats on rocks.
George W. Bush vetoed the bill that would have forbidden waterboarding as an interrogation tactic. If given the opportunity to interrogate president Bush, what tactic would you use?
It depends. Are you asking me now, or once Operation ABSolute Destruction is complete? If the former, I choose polite passive-aggressiveness. If the latter, I’ll entice him close to my abs, and then, Boom! Pow! To the moon! Can I say that?
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America Blows, It can happen here, Iraq and a hard place, More 
- America Blows
The United States of America is a nation with a proud history.
- It can happen here
The American Society of Civil Engineers almost three years ago issued a catalogue of pressing needs related to Massachusetts infrastructure.
- Iraq and a hard place
Getting out of Iraq is going to be more difficult than getting in.
- Coup de colon
Lines upon learning that George W. Bush, before undergoing anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, temporarily handed over his presidential powers to Dick Cheney
- Across the universe
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, the two parties aren’t even in the same solar system.
- Four years later
In the aftermath of a surprise attack by Egypt and Syria that overwhelmed Israeli forces in 1973, a special commission was convened to determine what went wrong.
- Worst in breed: Newsmakers
Who are the unsexiest newsmaking men of 2007?
- Bush's secret army
The 9/11 attacks provided a catalyst: an unprecedented justification to forge ahead with a radical agenda molded by a small cadre of neoconservative operatives.
- Lapdog, meet watchdog
Hating the media has long been a popular pastime. But after the invasion of Iraq four years ago, anti-press animus reached a new level of intensity on the left. Feast or famine: Jack Shafer defends the press pre-Iraq. By Adam Reilly
- Rove’s footprints
“Turd Blossom.” That’s what President Bush affectionately calls Karl Rove, his top political aide. It’s an apt nickname, especially these days.
- The GOP lurches rightward
Did the Republican presidential candidates see something in the 2006 midterm elections that everyone else missed?
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