It seems like out-of-wedlock pregnancy was the hottest trend of 2007! The latest knocked-up celebrities include Jessica Alba, Lily Allen, and, now, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears. Who do you predict will be next?
Janet Jackson. I’ll get to her.
According to a new CNN poll, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are neck-and-neck in the Iowa primaries. What would be the ultimate tie-breaker?
My neighborhood. The projects. Give them a pair of boxing gloves and let ’em duke it out.
Every year at Christmas I have too much wine, and I start screaming about what an asshole my uncle is. Who are you most likely to have an awkward dinnertime fight with this holiday season?
My son, over my porn. He doesn’t know how to put it back.
And finally, what’s your real New Year’s resolution? None of this “I resolve to be a better person” crap. What do you really want to accomplish in 2008?
Get Janet Jackson pregnant.
TRACY MORGAN | Comedy Connection, Boston | December 28-29 | 617.248.9700
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