Quasi-Celebrity Roast of D-Tension This Thursday (7/21) at Good Life

Some of you know D-Tension as the Bay State's resident comic rapper, an author of such mirthful gems as "Soccer Mom" and "I'm So Old."

Others know him as an accomplished underground producer who cut seminal heat for the likes of Slug, Encore, Termanology, and Vinnie Paz.

Perhaps you just know him as the old dude in the big t-shirt at the club who drinks way too much and makes young women uncomfortable.

Whatever your reason, you'll no doubt enjoy watching a big bunch of assholes - myself and Sleezy Trees among them - tear dude a new hairy asshole tomorrow night.

I'll leave it at that for now. Don't want to waste any darts.