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| Reservation RoadThe Honda Accord of movies October 17,
 2007 12:23:24 PM 
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RESERVATION ROAD: A perfectly reliable, but lifeless ride.  
 |  The model family of college professor Ethan Learner (Joaquin Phoenix) ruptures when his angelic, slow-to-move son is killed by a hit-and-run driver. The driver of the offending SUV is hasty attorney Dwight Arno (Mark Ruffalo), who has a son of his own and a set of problems that pre-date his under-par swerving skills. Director Terry George (Hotel Rwanda) lets the film hang on that one moment, giving us an hour of Ethan’s cardigan-clad Death Wish antics. He also redefines the word “thriller” by indulging in endless scenes of Ethan looking at Web sites. All alone. In his jammies. More engaging is Dwight’s turmoil and his sinuous resolve to come clean. Films like Reservation Road are the Honda Accords of movies — faux classy, perfectly reliable, and lifeless by design.
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												Disinterestedly coughed up 
												Not original "original" screenplay 
												Juno is in the family way 
												Hallmark cribbing 
												Better than fairy-tale straightjackets 
												Buddy story meets History Channel remake 
												Monumental clunk 
												Adding to Odenkirk's cinematic slump 
												Some words with the class clowns of Superbad
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 | Unintentional laughsA step ahead of the restToo many weird gimmicksReligious groups and the environmentA rich kid on the road to comeuppanceA shambling charmerRevisit one of the great films about the artistic processSeraphim in FrancePoignant enoughAn 88-minute flop
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