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			| | Crossword: 'You're not hired' |  | 
 Application abominationsBy: MATT JONES 9/27/2006 5:56:52 PM 
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©2006 Jonesin' Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
| Across 1 Fish features
 5 Ghana's capital
 10 Soviet orbiter
 13 Hip scooter
 14 English homework list
 15 "Te ___"
 16 Elegant but confusing way to present your job application
 19 Univ. URL ender
 20 Show with mysterious hatches
 21 "I never forget ___"
 22 Unnerving way to hand in your job application
 26 "Damn, was ___ crack?" (Kanye West lyric)
 27 "Isn't there more to the story?"
 28 AC measurement
 31 1998 Wimbledon winner Novotna
 33 Missile storage building
 35 Chimney sweep's grime
 36 Feature of an irritatingly long job application
 39 Taproom selections
 40 Rake in
 41 "___ it seems"
 42 T-Boz's trio, once
 43 Catapult ammunition in a Monty Python movie
 44 Yes, across the English Channel
 45 Childish way to present your job application
 52 Reaction to a horrible joke
 54 "Chicken Little" turndown
 55 My Chemical Romance's genre
 56 Jittery way to hand in your job application
 60 Linguist's suffix
 61 ___ Lama
 62 Big fancy cake
 63 The Legend of Zelda platform, for short
 64 007, e.g.
 65 Urges
 
 | Down 1 Handbag maker
 2 "The truth ___ there"
 3 "Car Talk" airer
 4 What the Magic Eye picture ends up being in a scene from "Mallrats"
 5 Pirate shout
 6 Title for a French nobleman
 7 201
 8 U.K. flying corps
 9 On the train
 10 They can't cut the cord
 11 Computer debut of 1998
 12 Tedious way to learn
 13 Rosie's show, with "The"
 17 Enter
 18 Bobby, for short
 23 Steeler Ward
 24 Mike "Boogie" who won "Big Brother: All Stars"
 25 Nameless, briefly
 29 "___ the Muffin to Ya" (Elaine's idea for a shop name on a "Seinfeld" episode)
 30 Salt Lake City college athlete
 31 Jack's gal
 32 Interesting stories
 33 Breed like salmon
 34 Super ending
 35 Narrow groove
 36 Washington baseball player, for short
 37 Cartoony yell if your butt's on fire and you're running in circles
 38 Like attractions on the beaten path
 43 Their national holiday is July 1
 44 Prefix for -gon
 46 Cheer at the bowl game
 47 Of an empire
 48 Like rare games for pitchers
 49 Have a craving
 50 Leaves out
 51 What the fourth little piggy had
 52 Gavin Rossdale's wife Stefani
 53 Get up
 57 Newsstand thingy
 58 "Nice job!"
 59 Tub temperature tester
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