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Make It So: 7 of the geekiest sex toys ever made (NSFW)

By S.I. ROSENBAUM | February 10, 2011

THE VAMP | $39.99 | TANTUSINC.COM

Ah, the Twilight dildo. "Try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle!" And you can toss it in the freezer for added verisimilitude!

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