The gong of lunacy
Five all-time Scissorfight classics
1 | “Planet of Ass,” from Guaranteed Kill (Wonderdrug, 1996): “Ass, ass, ass/ Planet of Ass!” The anthem. A reasonably orderly pit can devolve into a shamanistic pigpile when they play this one.
Scissorfight, "Planet of Ass" (mp3)
2 | “Drunken Hangman,” from Balls Deep (Wonderdrug, 1997): “Goddamn that drunken hangman/He gets respect . . . ” Ironlung sinks another one and fondles his rope.
Scissorfight, "Drunken Hangman" (mp3)
3 | “Granite State Destroyer,” from New Hampshire (Tortuga, 2000): “Weed guns and axes/We don’t pay our taxes . . . ” The ’Fight fire off a volley from the compound fence.
Scissorfight, "Granite State Destroyer (mp3)
4 | “The Most Dangerous Animal Is Me," from Mantrapping for Sport and Profit (Hydrahead, 2001): “You feel the evil comin’ down . . . ” Lurching like a wounded mammoth through the pine barrens of Cape Cod, Ironlung grows afraid of himself.
Scissorfight, "The Most Dangerous Animal Is Me" (mp3)
5 | “Victory over Horseshit,” from Jaggernaut (Hydrahead, 2006): “Blast from the past/The Governor of Mass can fucking kiss my ass!” As Ironlung explains, “Mitt Romney sucks, and the average citizen does not get the opportunity to voice his opinion to the Man. But I do.”
Scissorfight, "Victory over Horseshit" (mp3)