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Meet the Spartans
A humorless turd
By
TOM MEEK
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January 30, 2008
MEET THE SPARTANS
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MEET THE SPARTANS: Or not.
The steam has at last run out on the Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer movie-spoofing machine — not that said machine was ever going gangbusters to begin with. Friedberg and Seltzer are the duo who got their fingerprints on the Scary
, Date
, and
Epic
movies, but this new one’s the blandest and least inspired to date. For a straight-up rip of
300
, the best the filmmakers can do is throw out fistfuls of homosexual innuendo and cut away to send-ups of TV reality and game shows —
American Idol
,
Dancing with the Stars
, and
Deal or No Deal
, to name a few. Even Ken Davitian (the hairy, roly-poly manager whom we saw a lot more than we wanted to in
Borat
) as Xerxes and Nicole Parker as a hunchbacked Paris Hilton (she can’t bow but will bend over) come up empty. As Queen Margo, Carmen Electra bravely pushes her increasingly vapid sex-kitten act and poor Sean Maguire bears the brunt of this humorless turd as King Leonidas.
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